AMPHIBIANS RUN AMOK

In my life I have often done stupid things for stupid reasons. For example: I quit school at the age of sixteen because I got into a lot of trouble, this was also for doing stupid things for stupid reasons. This, I have to explain in detail.

I kidnapped or rather frog-napped twelve live frogs destined for the big sleep and then to go under the knife, so we could see what was on page 105 in our textbook. The way I see it is, God put these creatures in this world and who am I to take them out? OK, you got me, the real reason is that I just knew I'd toss my cookies if I had to cut into this frog and see his guts!

This in itself, might not have gone too badly except for the fact that I had Glee Club right after I snatched the frogs. In words stolen from Joanne Worley, I got a little too gleeful! The top came off the box at my feet and the frogs opted for freedom. Bedlam, whatever that is, broke out! I like to picture a little guy named Bedlam sawing through the bars of his prison cells.

One frog attempted to play The Minute Waltz on the piano keys. Miss Myers toppled over in a dead faint. Another frog decided to break out of there by hiding in Missy Heyworth's bouffant hairdo. There were bodies falling to the left and right, girls screaming and frogs soaring through the air! If it wasn't for the trouble I knew I was in, I would have said it was beautiful!